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Darby James & Quiet RIOT

Little Squirt

The Musical Comedy About Sperm Donation
Cabaret Comedy Music
Quartet Bar
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2 shows


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It was an online ad that first planted the seed for Little Squirt, this award-winning comedy cabaret about the slippery little topic of sperm donation. 

Naarm-based musical comedian, Darby James, sets sail into the unchartered waters of clinical procreation and considers his choices of potential future parenthood as a queer man. 

Raw, brilliant, and ludicrously funny, Darby delights as a seaman searching for his true north, asking the deep questions that fuel his queer existential mayhem: why, how, when — and should we really be having children?

★★★★★ James is a major talent on the ascent.

— Theatre Matters

From Virginia

Ages 16 and up

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Photo: Liv Morison



Mon 10 June

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Performance Location: Quartet Bar

A photo taken from the riverbank of Adelaide Festival Centre, with a view of surrounding buildings in the background.

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